It is the year 20xx, Earth foolishly believes they are strong enough to take on an alien invasion. Now is the time to show them the error of their thinking!
Your mission: Annihilate their pathetic forces! At your disposal, the ultimate Mothership that our technology has created.
Command THE Mothership and with the myriad plasma guns and ion beams at your disposal, stamp your superiority.
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You dont need to know the controls... youre a natural, commander! Good Luck!
*flips open flight manual*
FIRE GUNS: Swipe upward from ship hull.
FIRE LASERS: Point and hold.